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Arrested Development Inspired Recipes: Bluth’s Banana Stand Cheesecake

May 2013

If someone tells me they either don’t like or don’t get the hype around Arrested Development, it makes me seriously question our friendship (or potential friendship). My Special One is so clearly not one of those questionable types. His quoting abilities earned him an Arrested Development themed birthday present and dinner, which would have been incomplete without an hommage to the Bluths’ Banana Stand.

Banana Stand Bananas

From the Arrested Development Wiki

“Bluth’s Original Frozen Banana”, a frozen banana stand was started by George in 1953 as part of the Bluth Company. It is located on the Oceanside Wharf boardwalk, on Balboa Island in Newport Beach. Throughout the series, the banana stand gets destroyed and rebuilt several times.

Banana Stand Bananas 02

The Banana Stand Menu:

The Original Frozen Banana
Frozen banana dipped in hot fudge and covered with fresh nuts

The George Daddy
Frozen dipped bananas sandwiched between chocolate grahams

The G.O.B.
Frozen banana double dipped in chocolate with double the nuts. (“Charity Drive”)

The On the Go-Go Banana
Frozen banana in a cup of sizzling hot fudge

The Giddy-Girly Bananab
Frozen banana dipped in hot fudge and covered with our pink heart candy

The Simple Simon

Double-Dipped Frozen

Banana Garnish

“Bluth Banana Stand” Inspired Chocolate Bananas

Ingredients

1 cup organic semisweet chocolate chips
1/2 cup chopped peanuts
2 bananas, sliced

Directions

Use a Maria bath to melt the chocolate. Use prongs to roll a banana slice in the melted chocolate.

Roll the banana in a bowl with the chopped peanuts.

Transfer to wax paper. Repeat with all the slices, and then transfer to the freezer.

Banana Cheesecake

Bourbon Whipped Topping

Half Pint local heavy whipping cream, chilled
1 Tablespoon local honey
3 Tablespoons bourbon (I used Wild Turkey)

Directions

Pour the heavy cream into a chilled bowl. Use an electric mixer to beat until soft peaks form.

Add the honey and bourbon. Continue to beat until stiffer peaks form (but not too far, or you’ll end up with bourbon butter!)

Arrested Development Dessert

Do as I say or do as I do?

I adapted this recipe from The Candid Appetite, but some of my portioning seems to have been overzealous. A combination of throwing in one extra banana and perhaps not having the crust crawl up the side of the pan enough, resulted in a lot of excess filling. I chose to freeze the extra filling for another time when I crave this dessert (because it is an addictive type of dessert). At that point, I’ll be halfway finished the process! Take your pick. Either follow the recipe and relish the excess, or use three bananas, maybe some extra nuts and perhaps a smidgen less mascarpone. How’s that for a grandmother style recipe? Either way, definitely use the Newmans Own cookies for the crust!

Bluths’ Banana Stand Cheesecake

Ingredients

2 cups Newman’s Own Ginger-O’s cookies (one 8-oz package), finely crushed
1/2 cup mixed salted nuts, finely crushed

1/2 cup (1 stick) organic, unsalted butter, melted

4 large ripe bananas
1 Tablespoon lemon juice, freshly squeezed
1/4 cup organic, light brown sugar
2 Tablespoons bourbon whiskey (or 1 teaspoon vanilla extract)

2 (8-ounce) packages cream cheese, softened
16 ounces mascarpone cheese

1 cup pure cane sugar

4 large, organic eggs

1 Tablespoon bourbon whiskey

Directions

Preheat oven to 350°F. Grease a 9-inch springform pan and wrap the outside with aluminum foil. Set aside.

In a bowl, stir together the cookie crumbs, crushed nuts and melted butter until well combined and forming clumps.

Transfer the crumbs to the prepared pan and pat down with your hands, making sure to flatten out the bottom and pat the crumbs into the sides of the pan as well.

Bake in preheated oven for 10 minutes. Remove and allow to cool completely.

In a small sauce pot, mash the bananas until they are completely mashed and smooth. Add the brown sugar and lemon juice. Cook over medium heat for a few minutes until the sugar has melted and the bananas cook slightly.

Remove from heat and add the bourbon or vanilla if using. Mix and allow to cool down completely.

In the bowl of an electric mixer, fitted with the paddle attachment, whip the cream cheese for 2 minutes, until light and fluffy.

Slowly stream in the granulated sugar and continue to cream together for another 2 minutes.

Add the eggs one at a time, mixing well after each addition.

Add in the bourbon.

Scrape down the sides and bottom of the bowl, mix again. Stir in the banana mixture until just incorporated.

Spread the filling over the crust and place in a roasting pan.

Pour hot water into the roasting pan until the water level reaches half way up the springform pan. Bake at 350°F for about 45 minutes to 1 hour, until the center is firm and doesn’t jiggle when shaken.

Place on a cooling rack and allow to cool completely. Place in the fridge and chill for at least 8 hours.

Assembly

Pipe whipped cream onto the cake. Top each rosette with a frozen banana slice.

Chill in the freezer. Allow to thaw slightly before serving.

AND LASTLY…

Remember! There is ALWAYS money in the banana stand!

Table Magazine Gatherings Issue: Part Two (Flourless Chocolate Espresso Cake with Candied Lemon Mascarpone)

April/May 2013

The greenery had begun to blanket the patio at Il Pizzaiolo just in time for Table Magazine’s gatherings issue. The concept, as I mentioned in Part One, was an Italian style dinner amongst friends. Though the entire meal felt very natural from its pacing to the conversation, there was a little bit of sunshine trickery beyond the frame…

Behind the Scenes

The food, however, was all real, including my dessert contribution.

Flourless Chocolate Espresso Cake

Table styled by Suzanne Friday.

Flourless Chocolate Espresso Cake with Candied Lemon Mascarpone Topping

Cake and Basket Weave

Flourless Chocolate Espresso Cake

Ingredients

3 Tablespoons organic unsalted butter, plus more for pan
6 ounces bittersweet chocolate, chopped

6 large local eggs, separated, at room temperature
1 cup pure cane sugar

3 Tablespoons instant espresso powder
1/4 teaspoon coarse salt

1 Tablespoon pure vanilla extract

Directions

Make the cake: Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Butter bottom of a 9-inch springform pan, and line with parchment cut to fit.

Melt butter and chocolate in a heatproof bowl set over a pan of simmering water.

With a mixer fitted with the whisk attachment, beat egg yolks with 1/2 cup sugar until thick and pale, about 3 minutes.

Add espresso and salt, and beat for 1 minute.

Add vanilla and chocolate mixture, and beat for 1 minute.

In a clean bowl and with a whisk attachment, beat egg whites until foamy. Slowly add remaining 1/2 cup sugar, beating until stiff peaks form (this took a really long time, an occurrence which could probably be explained by science)

Fold whites into chocolate mixture in 3 additions. Pour batter into prepared pan.

Bake until set, 40 to 45 minutes. Let cool completely in pan on a rack. Remove pan sides. Carefully lift cake with a spatula, and remove parchment.

Candied Lemon Slices & Syrup

Ingredients

3/4 cups pure cane sugar
1/3 cup water
2 lemons, thinly sliced

Directions

Place the sugar and water in a large saucepan over medium heat and stir to dissolve the sugar.

Add the lemon slices and bring to the boil.

Cook for 12-15 minutes or until the syrup has thickened and lemon slices are translucent.

Remove the lemons and set aside.

Set aside 2-3 Tablespoons of the syrup for the mascarpone topping. Pour the remaining syrup over the cake.

Whipped Mascarpone Topping

1/2 cup mascarpone
1/2 cup heavy whipping cream
2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
2-3 Tablespoons reserved syrup from candied lemons

Directions

Combine all the ingredients in a chilled mixing bowl. Use an electric mixer to beat until well combined and fluffy.

Use a spatula to spread the whipped topping over the cake. Arrange the candied lemon in a circular pattern.

Patio Statue

Chocolate Coconut Cake w/ Coconut Buttercream for Stella’s Birthday

May 2013

Do you remember your fourth birthday? I bet I would if the appropriate party photo jogged my memory (or in the least, some reconstructed version of a memory)… was that the year of the bunny cake, or maybe it was the Cabbage Patch kid cake?

Coconut Buttercream Layer

When you’re that age, birthdays are especially epic (to be fair, I still get pretty excited about my birthday). Even in between birthdays, you’re busy adding quarter and half years to your age to validate how big you are!

Stella Cake Top View

When my bosses asked me to make a birthday cake for their daughter Stella’s fourth birthday, I took the task pretty seriously. I wanted to make her a birthday cake that would leave an impression on her little girl memory.

Stella Flags

Stella’s a May lady, so the theme for her shindig was Cinco de Mayo. My first instinct for a Cinco de Mayo cake would be a drenching of rum (like this tres leches cake), but this wasn’t her twenty-first birthday, so there was more brainstorming to be stormed.

Stella Cake Closeups

Instead of boozing a four-year-old’s party, I channeled the produce of peninsular Mexico- coconut and a touch of mango. There were cinco layers of cake, symbolic of the theme, a little cupcake on top by birthday girl request (and for good luck) and a mango rosette for a pop of color!

Stella Bday Cake

The recipe below is for two 9-inch cake layers. If you want to make your own special, layered birthday cake, double the recipe below and use a 9-inch, 7-inch and 5-inch pan. 

Chocolate Coconut Cake with Coconut Buttercream
Makes two 9-inch layers

Ingredients

1/2 cup organic semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cups unsweetened cocoa powder
3/4 cup boiling water

1 1/4 cups whole-wheat pastry flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt

3/4 cup organic, unsalted butter, melted
1 1/2 cups pure cane sugar

2 large organic eggs

1 cup organic coconut milk

Directions

Preheat oven to 350°F. Grease two 9-inch springform pans with butter.

Combine the chocolate chips and cocoa in a mixing bowl with the hot water. Let mixture stand, stirring occasionally, until chocolate is melted and mixture is smooth.

In a bowl mix together the flour, baking soda, baking powder, and salt.

In another large bowl, use an electric mixer to beat butter and sugar until combined. Add eggs, one at a time until thickened slightly and lighter in color (about 3 minutes).

Slowly add the coconut milk to the egg mixture, and then the melted chocolate, beating until well combined.

Add flour mixture and beat on medium speed until just combined.

Divide batter between the two pans, and bake in middle of oven until a toothpick inserted in center comes out clean, 25-30 minutes.

Cool cake completely before frosting.

Coconut Buttercream

Ingredients

3/4 cup butter
2-3 cups organic powdered sugar
3/4 cup organic coconut milk

unsweetened coconut flakes, to taste

Directions

Use a mixer to combine butter and powdered sugar.

Add coconut milk a little at a time. Add more powdered sugar to reach desired consistency.

Top with unsweetened coconut flakes to your liking.

Chocolate, Almond, Lemon Cake with Candied Lemon (Gluten Free)

April 2013

Sometimes a story is so good, you start telling it on behalf of someone else, adopting it as if it’s your own.

Candied Lemons and Sugar

Sometimes that story takes place in a dreamlike setting, making the vicariousness all the more appealing.

Close Up Lemons

When my Special One was not quite yet my “Special One,” he went on a family trip to Italy. After concluding an amazing Mediterranean meal overlooking the bright blue waters and cliffside homes of the Amalfi coast, the server asked if the family might want to conclude with some “lemon jello.” “When in the Amalfi coast..,” he thought, and he agreed to have a citrus flavored dessert we associate with the jiggling, cutout creatures of our childhood. The server returned with a bottle of yellow liquid and small glasses, and my very confused Special One took his first sip of limoncello.

Cake and Stand

A friend invited me to a gathering featuring his homemade pizzas (read: amazing pizza after pizza after pizza!!!), so I offered to bring a dessert. Often when I think of Italian cuisine, I think of a fresh, tart, lemony finale, so my contribution was a dark, chocolate, sweet, tart lemony conclusion. Plus, with a name like “Chocolate Almond Lemon Cake,” this rich dessert is far less confusing than limoncello.

Lemon Chocolate Cake

Chocolate Almond Olive Oil Cake

Ingredients

1/2 cup good-quality cocoa powder
1/2 cup boiling water

2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
2 teaspoons pure almond extract
1 teaspoon organic lemon extract

1 3/4 cups almond meal
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon salt

1 cup pure cane sugar
3 large organic eggs
2/3 cup regular olive oil (plus more for greasing)

Directions

Preheat your oven to 325ºF. Grease a 9-inch springform tin with a little oil and line the base with baking parchment.

Whisk together the cocoa powder and boiling water in a glass measuring bowl until smooth. Whisk in the extracts, then set aside to cool a little.

In another smallish bowl, combine the almond meal (or flour) with the baking soda and pinch of salt.

Put the sugar, olive oil and eggs into the bowl of a freestanding mixer with the paddle attachment (or other bowl and whisk arrangement of your choice) and beat together vigorously for about 3 minutes until you have a pale-primrose, aerated and thickened cream.

Turn the speed down a little and pour in the cocoa mixture, beating as you go, and when all is scraped in you can slowly add the ground almond mixture.

Scrape down, and stir a little with a spatula, then pour this dark, liquid batter into the prepared tin.

Bake for 40-45 minutes or until the sides are set and the very centre, on top, still looks slightly damp. A cake tester should come up mainly clean but with a few sticky chocolate crumbs clinging to it.

Let it cool for 10 minutes on a wire rack, still in its tin, and then ease the sides of the cake with a small metal spatula and spring it out of the tin. Leave to cool completely or eat while still warm with some ice cream, as a pudding.

Candied Lemon Slices & Syrup

Ingredients

3/4 cups pure cane sugar
1/3 cup water
2 lemons, thinly sliced

Directions

Place the sugar and water in a large saucepan over medium heat and stir to dissolve the sugar.

Add the lemon slices and bring to the boil.

Cook for 12-15 minutes or until the syrup has thickened and lemon slices are translucent.

Pour some of the syrup* over the cake and top with the lemon slices. Allow to cool and serve.

*You can use any leftover syrup as a simple syrup in cocktails or add to homemade whipped cream and then dollop into your morning coffee. 

A Brunch With Bess & Cassie (& The 24 Hour Woman)

April 2013

Eventually in small cities, you discover everyone is connected. For dating, this can often be a nuisance, but for friendships, these connections exponentially increase the amazing people in your world and at your table. In this case, I met Bess through vintage wares and Cassie through yoga poses, and then I discovered they both knew each other as well. That chain of connections was just cause for a sunny brunch!

Drinks and Garnish

There’s something about the bright, tartness of grapefruit that fits the often cold, yet sunny, transition from winter to spring, so this brunch was all about grapefruit!

Goat Cheese and Table

Berry Beet Stackers

Layer The Following:

Slices of Roasted Beet
Slices of Pink Lady Apple
Slices of Blueberry Goat Cheese
Drizzle with Orange Chocolate Balsamic Sauce

Orange Chocolate Balsamic Sauce

1/2 cup balsamic vinegar
1/2 pure cane sugar
1 bar (3.5 oz) Lindt Intense Orange Dark Chocolate

Combine balsamic vinegar and sugar in a saucepan over medium-high heat, stirring until  sugar is dissolved.

Remove from heat, and stir in chocolate. Leave to cool at room temperature.

Broiled Grapefruit

Bruléed Grapefruit
Yields 1-2 servings

Ingredients

1 ripe grapefruit, cut in half
2 Tablespoons organic brown sugar, packed
1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
Pinch of ground cardamom

Directions 

Loosen grapefruit segments slightly with a paring knife or spoon, cutting only an inch down. Place grapefruits cut side up onto a baking sheet.

In a small bowl, mix together the brown sugar and spices. Spread evenly over the top of the halved grapefruits.

Place the baking sheet on the top shelf of the oven and broil the grapefruits for 4-6 minutes, or until the sugar has completely melted. Watch very closely to prevent burning!

Serve immediately with a dollop of honey-whipped mascarpone cheese or homemade whipped cream for fancier brunch occasions. Serve with a dollop of plain, Greek yogurt for a tangy, delicious, weekday breakfast!

Cake and Cake Table

Whole-wheat, Grapefruit & Basil Olive Oil Cake (recipe to follow in a subsequent post) & sparkling grapefruit soda.

Bess Cassie Quelcy

New friends can often trigger old memories and fill a table with laughter. One of our discussions was about the very memorable and ridiculous punishments we experienced as adolescents. What are yours?

24 Hour Woman

Cassie is the proud owner of the Twenty-Four Hour Woman day calendar, and she thought these dates best represented me. Note to self: bake more pies naked!

On a fully clothed note to self: hang out with these awesome women even more!

Bourbon Blondies for Battles

March 2013

The world can be deliciously small if you make it so. This lesson was reiterated to me via the enormous scope of Twitter. My ever talented, tweeting pal, Johnny Battlesgraced my mailbox with his Sweeteeth chocolate wonders. Receiving snail mail is a welcomed surprise. Receiving a box full of chocolate makes you feel like this kid.

Dear Sir Battles

In a very poor display of promptness, I took my sweet time in putting together a return package of sweets. It may have taken a New Year’s resolution to send more snail mail and a week in between an old job and a new job, but I finally, finally, finally put the US Postal system to work!

Bourbon Blondies for Battles

Johnny Battles is a gentleman of the south, so a splash or bourbon was in order a la bourbon blondies.

Cut The Mustaches

Taking that southern gent idea one step further, and one or two dips in dark chocolate later…

Mustache Stacks

Bourbon blondie mustaches!

From WTG

I may have snagged one for my own antics…

Mustache Twins

So here’s to you, Johnny! For your creative chocolate titles and chocolate mail mastery, two thumbs up (with at least one of those thumbs holding up a ‘stache)!

This Side Up

To make your own mustaches, follow this recipe with the bourbon of your choice (1792 in this case), cut creatively and then dip in melted chocolate.

29 Cakes for 29 Years: Mocha Cake Recipe

February 2013

To say I like planning theme parties is an understatement, so when I decided to have an Amélie Themed Anniversaire, I crafted many small, film-inspired details (that perhaps were mostly apparent to me?). One of those details was the birthday cake…or cakes, rather. Combine the espresso and chocolate flavors from Amelie’s waitressing job at Café Des 2 Moulins with the opening credits, in which little Amélie bites raspberries off each of her fingers, and you have the inspiration for my birthday cake tradition!

Cake Side View

Chocolate Espresso Cake with Coffee Glaze & Mocha Buttercream

Note About Size: In order to get 29 little cakes, I doubled the recipe and used a large, sheet pan, but your everyday dessert craving or small get together probably doesn’t call for that much cake. However, your everyday dessert craving or small get together probably does call for a rich chocolate dessert with the bold accent of espresso. The recipe below is for two, 9″-round, cake layers.    

Coffee Glaze

Coffee Glaze

Ingredients

1/4 cup raw cane sugar
2 Tablespoons boiled water
1 Tablespoon instant espresso powder or instant coffee granules

Directions

Combine the raw sugar, water and instant coffee in small bowl. Stir until sugar and coffee are dissolved.

Raspberry Garnish Cakes

Mocha Buttercream Frosting

Ingredients

1 bar (4 oz.) Dark Chocolate Baking Bar, melted

2 teaspoons instant espresso powder or instant coffee granules
3 Tablespoons organic heavy cream

1 cup (2 sticks) organic, unsalted butter, softened
1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
1/8 teaspoon salt
3 cups organic powdered sugar

Directions

Dissolve instant coffee in cream.

In a separate bowl, beat butter, vanilla extract and salt in large mixer bowl for 3 minutes.

Beat in melted chocolate until blended, scraping occasionally. Gradually beat in powdered sugar until light and fluffy. Beat in coffee mixture, 1 Tablespoon at a time, until desired spreading consistency.

Birthday Cake Assembly 01

Chocolate Espresso Cake

Ingredients

5 oz Ghirardelli dark chocolate chips, melted

2 cups whole-wheat pastry flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt

1 1/2 cups organic, packed light brown sugar
1 cup (2 sticks) organic, unsalted butter, softened
4 organic large eggs
2 Tablespoons instant espresso powder or instant coffee granules
1 teaspoon vanilla extract

1 cup organic buttermilk

Directions

Preheat oven to 350º F. Grease and line two 9-inch-round baking pans with wax paper.

Combine flour, baking soda and salt in small bowl.

Beat brown sugar, butter, eggs, instant coffee and vanilla extract in large mixer bowl for 3 minutes.

Gradually add melted chocolate and continue beating for an additional minute.

Beat flour mixture into creamed mixture alternately with buttermilk. Pour into prepared pans.

Bake for 33 to 38 minutes or until wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean.

Cool in pans on wire racks for 10 minutes. Run knife around edges of cakes. Invert onto wire racks; remove wax paper. Cool completely.

Brush coffee glaze over cake layers.

Spread Mocha Buttercream Frosting between layers and top of cake.

29 Cakes For 29 Years (A Birthday Cake Tradition)

February 2013

There is something about a celebration that calls for layers of cake, and there’s something about me that thought my own birthday called for a mini, layer cake for each year of life! I’m not old by any means, but that is a fair bit of cake! However, this layer cake tradition of mine continued (as did my twenties for a little bit longer).

29th-Birthday-Cake-Tradition

That last candle was a bugger! If you’re curious why I called upon a garden gnome for candle-blowing-out assistance, this should explain it. Recipe to follow in a subsequent post.

Homemade Chocolate Pudding & Whipped Cream

January 2013

I enjoy watching my mom move about the kitchen. She has dog-eared magazines and books full of recipes, but her intuition is really what guides her through most meals. When I’m home, I mostly want to watch and admire my mom, but sometimes I find myself craving the kitchen action as well. This Christmas, I moved from the spectator seat to the center of the action. In the midst of the chocolate melting and the cranberries popping, I lost track of the mixers (and my mom for that matter). Once I was able to track down my mom, she pointed me to the freezer.

Freeze Mixers for Whipped Cream

She had put the mixer blades in the freezer! Brilliant! When making whipped cream, a cold temperature is a baker’s best ally, but depending on the age and efficiency of your mixer, a long round of whipping can create some excess heat. I usually chill my mixing bowl in the freezer, but here was one more easy tip for the magical [shhh to all those super science geeks who may scoff at my childlike wonder for this] process of transforming cream into delicious whipped cream! Since you’ll be making so much whipped cream from scratch, you might as well make some chocolate pudding too!

Chocolate Pudding

Chocolate Pudding

Ingredients

2 1/2 cups whole milk, divided
1/2 cup raw sugar
1/3 cup natural cocoa powder

4 teaspoons cornstarch
3 large egg yolks (local/free-range)
2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
1/4 teaspoon fine salt

Directions

Put 2 cups of the milk, the sugar, and the cocoa in a nonreactive saucepan. Bring to a simmer, over medium-high heat. Remove from the heat.

Meanwhile, whisk the remaining 1/2 cup of the milk, cornstarch, salt, egg yolks, and vanilla in a bowl.

Gradually whisk the hot milk into the egg mixture. Return to the saucepan and cook over medium-high heat whisking constantly, until the pudding comes to a full boil.

Reduce the heat to maintain a simmer, and continue whisking until thick, about 2 or 3 minutes more.

Pour the pudding into 4 jam jars. Cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate for at least 4 hours or ideally overnight until set.

Just before serving pour the cream into a chilled bowl. Whip the cream with a whisk or a hand held mixer, and continue beating until soft peaks form. Take care not to over-beat the cream or it will be grainy. Serve each pudding with a dollop of whipped cream on top.

Maple Whipped Cream

Ingredients

1 cup organic heavy cream
1 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
1 Tablespoon maple syrup

Directions

In a chilled bowl, use chilled mixers to beat the heavy cream until soft peaks begin to form. Add the vanilla and maple syrup and mix until just incorporated. Keep chilled until ready to serve.

Merry Christmas To All and To All Chocolate Cake!

December 2012

Wouldn’t it be convenient if all family disconnects and misunderstandings could be resolved in the time it takes a television family to reach the moral of the episode? Factoring in commercial breaks, the route from the heartbreaking to the heartwarming moments would be a mere twenty minutes. But life is not a conveniently timed sitcom, and despite emulating her dance moves, I am no Stephanie Tanner.

Cake and Fixings

The longer route very well may be the difficult route and the route dampened by tears, but it may also be the route that leads to growth and change. Sometimes the bitter tears of sadness give way to the sweeter tears of happiness. If that transformation lasted only twenty minutes, would we cherish the change in the same way? Would long awaited words have the same treasured ring?

Snowy Whipped Cream

The holidays can be difficult. We do not choose our families, but we can choose to fight with them or fight for them. This holiday was bittersweet for me. I shed many tears of sorrow before feeling inklings of hope and seeing glimmers of change in all of us. While the sadness swirled inside me, I swirled chocolate into a rich liquid. I separated eggs and watched with wonder as the clear, viscous egg whites began to form snowy mountain peaks. I listened for the popping of cranberries. I whipped cream until it too formed beautiful snowy trails around the chilled mixer blades. While all my emotions stirred, I stirred a batter to share with the ones I sought to love in a more meaningful way.

Christmas Cake Slices

Much like taking the long routes for growth and change, taking the long route in baking delivers a more treasured reward. There isn’t a fast track to opening someone’s guarded heart, nor is there a fast track to a dessert prepared by heart and hand. Should you be crying with sadness or crying for joy, I hope the layers of this dessert, each lovingly prepared, will remind you of this- the journey may be long, but the dedication will make the culminating bite all the richer, all the sweeter and all the more satisfying! Merry Christmas to all and to all chocolate cake!

Christmas Night

Flourless Chocolate Sunken Souffle Cake
With Cranberry-Orange Compote & Whipped Cream & Toasted Coconut

Ingredients

8 Tablespoons coconut oil
12 oz dark chocolate (68 – 72%), chopped
1 1/4 cup raw sugar
6 large local/free-range eggs, separated
1 1/2 Tablespoons fresh orange zest
1 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon salt

Directions

Preheat oven to 325 degrees F.

Grease one 9-inch round springform pan with coconut oil.

Combine the chocolate and coconut oil in a small saucepan over low heat. Stir until melted.

Remove from heat and set aside to let cool briefly.

Whisk together the egg yolks.

Once the chocolate mixture is about room temperature or just barely warm, gradually pour the egg yolks into the chocolate mixture, whisking continuously.

Stir in 3/4 cup sugar, the orange zest, ground cinnamon and salt.

In a separate bowl, whip the egg whites until soft peaks form.

Add the remaining 1/2 cup sugar and continue to whip just until stiff peaks form. Do not overmix or lose your sense of wonder when watching the peaks form.

Stir a third of the egg whites into the chocolate mixture. Then, fold in the remainder of the egg whites just until there are no more visible streaks. Be careful not to overmix.

Immediately pour the batter into the prepared pan.

Bake for 30 to 35 minutes until the top of the cake is dry, but do not let the cake crack. Remove the cake from the oven. The middle should still be a bit underbaked, but the cake will continue to set as it cools.

Place the cake on a wire cooling rack and let cool completely before unmolding.

Cranberry-Orange Compote

Ingredients

1 Tablespoon orange zest
12 oz fresh cranberries
1 cup local wildflower honey
1/4 cup fresh orange juice
1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract

Directions

Combine zest, cranberries, honey, juice, and vanilla in a medium saucepan.

Cook over medium heat, stirring occasionally, until cranberries have burst and sauce has thickened, 5–10 minutes.

Serve the sauce warm over the cake.

Whipped Cream

Ingredients

1 cup heavy cream, chilled
1 teaspoon vanilla
Swirls of honey and maple syrup to taste

Directions

User a mixer to beat the cream. As it starts to thicken, add the vanilla, honey and maple syrup. Continue to mix until soft peaks form. Keep chilled until ready to serve.

Putting It All Together
Last but not least… toast up some shredded coconut. Slice a piece of the cake, top with a spoonful of the warm cranberry-orange compote and a dollop of whipped cream and a sprinkling of toasted coconut! Serve with a glass of this egg nog and a cinnamon stick stirrer for a flavorful measure!

Coffee, Donuts & A Little Bit of Press

November 2012

There it was, on a shelf at Goodwill. Was this gem too good to be true? Was it another example of why thrifted electronics are not to be trusted? Memories of the coffee grinder surfaced and pained me a bit. Then I spotted a gift from the gods- an electrical outlet. I looked to my left and right. The coast was clear (randomly plugging in appliances didn’t seem legal). I removed the donut-shaped gem from the box, plugged it in and voila! The tiny donut maker began to emit heat. WOOOOOOOOO! Success!!

An $8 Goodwill goldmine!

The Machine

The only piece missing was the user’s manual with recipes specific to the machine, but that’s why geeks invented the internet…or Al Gore? After a few Google consultations, little blank canvases emerged from the donut maker, ready to be rolled in butter or iced with divinely dark chocolate. My life had changed!

Basic Donut

Basic Whole-Wheat Donut Recipe

Ingredients

1 cup whole-wheat pastry flour
1/2 cup organic raw sugar
1 Tablespoon baking powder

1 egg (local/free-range)
1/2 cup organic half & half
1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
4 tbsp olive oil

*Extra olive oil for greasing the donut maker

Directions

Stir dry ingredients together.

Add egg, vanilla and half & half, and beat 1 minute with an electric mixer or vigorously by hand.

Add oil and continue to beat 1 minute.

Oil your donut maker and follow manufacturer’s instructions.

Donuts and Coffee

A Sunday morning with donuts, coffee and a newspaper seemed too good to be true, especially when I turned the page to a story about me..!

Stack o Donuts

Grain of Truth
A local food blogger reaches out … and within
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Characteristically, food blogger Quelcy Kogel first appears in an email — easier to reach her there, or at her With the Grains blog.

“You’ll arrive at a yellow brick building,” she writes of her Polish Hill digs. “The address is printed on the step to the left of the corrugated metal garage door. Follow that step and walk through the long, white hallway. If you find the hallway a bit creepy, you’re on the right track.” After a Byzantine series of twists and turns, “you’ll see a red wagon with empty wine bottles. That’s my apartment. I use the door farthest from the steps. The other door leads to my laundry room.”

If you enter the wrong door, the one with the torn screen, abandon all hope. You’ll find paint strips hanging from the ceiling, holes in the floor — basically post-Blitz London. “My apartment,” Kogel says with aplomb, “is a work in progress.” In other words, de rigueur for her emerging Polish Hill neighborhood.

The correct door, appropriately enough, opens into Kogel’s 1950s-style kitchen, all sink and stove and aquamarine cabinets and shelves. From there the visitor enters the adjacent dining room to join Kogel’s ad hoc Sunday brunch — her weekly opportunity to try out new recipes, to chat, to reminisce about her undergraduate days.

Born in small-town Nebraska, brought up in suburban Philadelphia, voted by her family as least likely to succeed without mom, Kogel came to Carnegie Mellon University for an architecture degree. She then took a job with a CMU start-up, and worked on her appetite.

Deciding that her eating life had been far too interrupted by ephemera, Kogel blossomed in the kitchen, cooking, creating, blogging. (Withthegrains.com, now 18 months old, spiked at 2,000 hits a day.)

“My thrill is making recipes of my own,” Kogel says. “I’m of the grandmother school: Add what you have, a pinch or a heap is close enough. Once one thing is on the table, start making something else. And know that nothing will ever taste the same twice.”

“For now,” she adds, “this is all a hobby. These are my ideas, my stories, my progress. These are my whole grains, and other aspects of me emerge from there.”

Blogging and cooking, cooking and blogging, Kogel found that virtual friends and empty rooms weren’t enough. “I needed people to make it worthwhile,” she says.

Hence the Sunday brunches, for which Kogel is the genial, slender, soft-spoken hostess.

Sitting at the head of her second-hand metal table (red tablecloth with seeds scattered about, burlap throw atop) she announces the day’s fare: nests (eggs poached with squash and corn in rounds of honey wheat bread), black forest bacon, cooked green apples and curry squash cake.

And, of course, the bubbly.

Setting her egg nests on red plates, Kogel serves her half-dozen guests, friends and friends of friends. The guests are dressed largely in high-tech chic — blue jeans and sweatshirts with a scarf or two thrown in for color.

A camera set to take photos for the blog, water poured into mason-jar glasses, local honey poised to drizzle onto the apples, and they’re ready to dig in.

Good cheer rises, stories make their way around the table like passed plates. There’s the CMU architecture program (“a weird environment,” one veteran says). Los Angeles (“great if you’re young and hip,” a second woman makes a face). Emerging technologies (“it’s going to be the coolest app ever!” a third gushes of a proprietary project). Increasingly overpopulated Lawrenceville (“not enough Dumpster and way too much trash,” Kogel muses).

As the banter bounces back and forth, we see the future of food. It’s one in which traditional cookbooks and fading yellow recipe cards are bypassed by omnipresent blogs, where the global village — democratic and decentralized, made up of real and virtual friends — gnaws all at once.

Now it’s time for cake, slathered with hand-whipped cream laced with maple syrup and bourbon, every morsel savored.

Finally, the champagne. Put in the freezer for some flash-cooling, it — yuck! — explodes all over the place.

Sopping and mopping, Kogel giggles. “Does anyone want a champagne slushy?”

Well, sure: Glasses are raised in expectation of a bit of half-frozen moscato, which gurgles out in icy clumps.

By 1 p.m., it’s time for the overworked, overscheduled folks to be on the road.

“We have a meeting.”

As one, they rise, proffering thanks.

Kogel nods.

They promise to read the blog.

Kogel smiles.

“If you have leftover cake at 5 o’clock, I’ll be over to help you take care of it.”

Kogel laughs.

Dark Chocolate

Dark Chocolate Donut Ganache

Ingredients

1/4 cup organic unsalted butter
1/4 cup organic half & half
1 Tablespoon honey
1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
3/4 cup dark chocolate, chopped (Valrhona Equatorial Feves 55%)
1/2 cup organic confectioners’ sugar

Directions

Combine butter, milk, honey, and vanilla in medium saucepan and heat over medium heat until butter is melted.

Decrease the heat to low, add the chocolate, and whisk until melted.

Chocolate Layer

Then go crazy…!

Salted Almond and Maple Sugar

My toppings for this round:

Salted almond
Maple sugar
Coconut
Toasted Pecan
The classic brown sugar ‘n spice

Chocolate Coconut

This marked the beginning of a new era, my friends- a donut era!

Pumpkin Without Chocolate is Just Pumpkin

November 2012

There are some bakers and eaters and general complainers who begin to grumble early in November and say, “I am over pumpkin!” To which I reply, “but what about pumpkin and CHOCOLATE?!?!” By that point, I am too consumed by the thought of pumpkin and chocolate to listen to the complainers anymore. I’m a baking super heroine with a chocolate force field!

Pumpkin without chocolate is just pumpkin, BUT pumpkin WITH chocolate is…

Whip The Kraken Cream

Ingredients

1 cup organic heavy cream
2 Tablespoons pure maple syrup
2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
3 Tablespoons Kraken Rum

Directions

Chill the heavy cream in a bowl in the freezer until it just starts to freeze.

Remove from the freezer. Add the maple syrup and vanilla.

Use an electric mixer on medium speed to beat until peaks begin to form.

Release the Kraken, and add the rum. Mix until combined.

Keep chilled until ready to serve.

Chocolate Pumpkin Spice Cake

Ingredients

2 cups whole-wheat pastry flour
3/4 cup cocoa powder
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1/4 teaspoon ground cloves
2 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt

1/2 cup olive oil, plus more for greasing
2 cups organic raw sugar
4 eggs (local/free-range)
1 can pumpkin puree
2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
3 Tablespoons instant espresso powder

Directions

Makes approximately one 9-inch cake for taking to a friend’s and extra cupcakes for you to keep!

Preheat oven to 350°F.

Oil the springform pan, and line cupcake pan with parchment liners (about 6-12 cupcakes, depending on size).

In a large bowl, whisk together flour, cocoa powder, spices, baking powder, baking soda and salt.

In a separate bowl, whisk together oil, sugar, eggs, pumpkin, vanilla and espresso powder.

Whisk flour mixture into pumpkin mixture until well combined then transfer batter to prepared pan.

Bake until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean, 40 to 50 minutes.

Set aside to let cool then cut into squares and dust with powdered sugar, if you like.

… divine!

Butternut Brownies & Window Views

October 2012

How does the window delight in the season?

The winter window tries to protect our needs for sleep and nestling and hibernation. The winter window offers a curtain of darkness to keep us in a slumber, but the world forces us to push beyond the curtain to face the day. As the light emerges, we may catch quiet views in slow motion- a creek slowly flowing or neighbors slowly trudging.

Before long, spring breezes against the window, and it opens. The window stretches and awakens, perhaps creaking as it moves. The changes are not immediate but rather like a song filled with anticipation in its chords. The spring window shows more light, shows the neighbors as they too stretch and emerge from the more dormant months. The window sings with the birds and the bicycles and the children who play until the evening light slips away.

The window boasts in summer! The summer window is a full expression. Hot breezes, humming fans, active streets, and the rattling glass of an electrified sky.

Those warm breezes grow colder and begin to carry leaves until the window must close. The window grows quiet, but there is still pride in the dampening view it frames. The window is a hushed pause. It is a painting of bright hues in stark contrast with an interior darkness. The window is a temporary collector of condensation, the effect of cooling fall flavors…

Chocolate Butternut Squash Brownies

Ingredients

1/2 cup (1 stick) butter
8 oz. Ghirardelli 70% cacao chocolate, chopped

4 large eggs (local/free-range)
1 1/2 cups organic raw sugar
2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract

2 cups almond flour
1 tsp. baking powder
1/2 tsp. salt

1 1/4 cup local butternut squash puree
3 Tbsp. olive oil
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1/4 teaspoon ground cloves

Directions

Preheat the oven to 350 F and spray a 9″x9″ cake pan with nonstick spray.

In a small saucepan, melt the butter over medium heat. Add the chocolate and remove from heat. Let sit for a few minutes, then stir until smooth.

In a large bowl beat the eggs, sugar and vanilla for 3-4 minutes, until thick and pale yellow.

In a separate bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder and salt

Add the dry ingredients to the egg mixture and beat until just combined.

Put one third of the batter into another bowl. Stir in the squash puree, oil, cinnamon, nutmeg and cloves.

Stir the chocolate mixture into the remaining batter and spread a little more than half of it into the prepared pan.

Top with the pumpkin mixture, then drop large spoonfuls of the remaining chocolate mixture on top. Swirl a knife through both to create a swirled effect.

Bake for 40 minutes, until just set and starting to pull away from the sides of the pan.

Toast

Ushering in Autumn: The Brunch

September 2012

Bursts of warm colors
A mountainside palette
Warm days and cool nights
Thickly knit sweaters and scarves
Oddly shaped gourds and squashes
Scents of cinnamon from pine cones and brooms
Softly lit sunsets
Fall flavors…

These are just a few of the aspects I love about fall. Since I still tend to miss summer as it transitions, I hosted a brunch full of fall flavors to help myself embrace autumn.

Each brunch is such a happy reminder of the great people who surround me! In this case, the table hosted a green energy guru, a woodworker, an artist and community organizer, a writer, a bakery owner and activist, and a kite maker with a special delivery for me!

When it was time for round two of champagne, we discovered the second bottle to be quite frozen. We consequently discovered champagne slushees are a magical, magical beverage (though pouring requires some extra heft)!

Ushering in Autumn Menu

Red Kuri Squash & Chocolate Chip Cake w/ Bourbon Whipped Cream
Harvest “Nests”
Brown Sugar & Spice Apples
Black Forest Bacon
Tangerine Mimosas
Almond Milk Chai

(Recipes will follow in subsequent posts)

Yes, I said a kite maker was at the table. Deren brought me a kite made by a traditional Chinese kite maker (which my special one was quick to assemble)! My gift was a token for supporting her participatory art project called “Float” via Kickstarter.

Float is a participatory art/design/mapping project using air quality sensing kites. Through the poetics and playfulness of kite flying, Float sparks and initiates dialogue on urban environmental health issues, and gives agency to city dwellers to map, record and engage actively in the monitoring of their environment.

I’ve long admired Deren’s ability to bridge art and technology in playful and meaningful ways (like this project that harvests the energy of kids), so pitching into this project was an easy choice, and I was honored to have her join the brunching table. I can’t wait to see what she comes up with next!

Fall colors, soft light, scents of cinnamon and squash, champagne and a table of friends…fall really wasn’t so difficult to embrace after all.

My Special One’s Birthday: The Finale!

April 2012

The table was dressed its nerdy best!

There were beakers, bright sea creatures and science fiction stars of chocolate and ice.

There was food!

The Speck & Burrata Appetizer
The Roasted Beets & Celery Root w/ Goat Butter
The Lamb Shank (my FIRST lamb shank!)
The Simple Syrup accent to our bourbon
The Maple Mousse Pie!

It was all for my special one…



Then there were presents!

He likes to point out that he doesn’t obsess over Star Wars any more than the next nerd. He also likes to point out that I am not a normal human being for making it this long in life without seeing Star Wars [I thought I had seen enough of it to put it together.  I was wrong]. I like to point out that his appreciation for the film is a bit above and beyond the average person.  I also like to point out that I said I would watch it if he procured it.  In the meantime, I just keep instigating…

Once upon a Valentine’s Day Observed, I told my special one how I Like Him Like I Like..., but for his birthday, my message was all about love, love, love….


They’ll be love in the bodies of the elephants too!  I’ll put my hands over your eyes, but you’ll peek through.  

And there will most definitely be love!

Happy Birthday To My Special One!

ps:  Pop Chart Lab

p.p.s:  Brainstorm

Happy Mother’s Day: An Ode To The Mothers in My Life!

May 2012

When I try to gauge, just for the sake of gauging, whether or not I could take that giant leap toward motherhood, I ask myself, “would I give up that last bit of bright cherry pie or mint chocolate chip ice cream or mashed potatoes with a pool of rich gravy?”  I ask that question because of a childhood moment, when my mom gave me the last of her mashed potatoes (which I probably drowned in gravy).  From the naive perspective of little me, that sacrifice was HUGE!

I couldn’t imagine giving up my last mashed potatoes.  No way!  Years later, I know this was merely a snowflake on the iceberg of sacrifices my mother made for me.  The question of “would I give up my mashed potatoes?” may seem too simple.  However, it’s really a question of “would I devote myself to motherhood the way my mom did?”  Of all the roles I may one day have, the role of mother is the one I will take the most seriously, and it’s because I am so fortunate to have a mother who gave herself 100% to her children!

There are so many questions I have for Regina the woman.  There are so many aspects and stories from her life I do not know, but as her daughter, I know her well.  Regina the mother is the most patient listening ear.  She is the most generous and thoughtful person. She makes everyone feel special on their birthdays.  She trusted and supported me to make decisions for myself, only wanting what was best for me, never wanting to control me.

For that freedom, I am immensely grateful… ever more grateful by the day when I hear friends tell of the ways their mothers imposed their choices.  My mother is creative and humble. Her strength has been tested, but I have never seen her cower.  Her petite frame cannot hide her fortitude.  As her daughter, there are not enough words in the world or languages in which to say them, but I humbly offer my graciousness on this day devoted to mothers like her!  Happy Mother’s Day Mom!  

I once looked into the old eyes of a devoted sheepdog, and the love inside me welled beyond belief.  I wanted to make the world a better place for that dog.  At that moment, I tried to imagine the insurmountable feeling of love from mother to child, and it brought tears to my eyes.  It may be the passage of time or the effects of biology, but that love amazes, inspires and humbles me more and more!  I am one of the lucky ones.  My mother changed the world by investing in my family.  I am convinced we all need to honor and reinstate the importance of that role if we are to make major positive changes.

Recently, I found inspiration in Drew Dudley’s TEDx Toronto talk on Everyday Leadership (it’s a short video, give it a watch!).  Dudley offers, “we celebrate birthdays where are all have to do is not die for 365 days, and yet we let people who have made our lives better walk around without knowing it.”  In that vein, there are other mothers who have made a difference in my life, and they deserve to know it too!         

To my own sisters, I applaud you!

This past Christmas, Tosha creatively foiled her children with joke presents- boxes filled with heavy, noisy items to keep them guessing.  The kids grumbled a bit as we all laughed, but that creativity was really special.  I know years from now, her kids will gather around a Christmas tree and recall the time they opened boxes of erasers or toys they already owned.  That same Christmas, my niece gave my sister coupons for hugs.  While hugging my sister, my niece said, “I made a lot of the coupons, but I don’t really care if you use them.  I’ll hug you for free!”  My heart welled with love and pride for my sister, and I blinked away the tears.  Tosha, your devotion to your children is palpable, and I deeply respect you for it!

To Tonya, I am filled with awe and respect.  I have admired your perseverance in a male dominated field and your examples of female independence. I have also watched with awe as you devoted your life to your daughter.  The results may speak for themselves, but it bears saying anyway.  You’ve raised a smart, thoughtful, polite daughter who has the entire world ahead of her!

To my oldest sister, you showed me so much of the world when I was little.  You fostered my grammar obsessions with your speech lessons.  You introduced me to the theater and art museums and secret gardens.  My childhood was a richer place because of our magical adventures, and I am grateful for it!

To the “village,” you indeed helped raise me!  I am grateful to those neighbors who treated me like one of their own, even caring for me when I was sick.

To the mommas-to-be who faithfully attend Bikram Yoga classes as their bodies change in miraculous ways, you are truly inspiring!  How can I doubt my own physical potential when you exemplify such fierce focus?!?

To my dear friend Rumbi, I have felt mothered by your wisdom on many occasions.  You are an old soul housed in a beautiful, youthful glow.  Your strength is unfathomable, and there no words to fully describe the unfettered dedication to your twin boys (can we all just pause to imagine the energy required for twin boys?!?!).  You inspire me!

To the mother of my special one, thank you!  A smart, thoughtful, sensitive, optimistic man set on saving the world?!?  Those men are few and far between, and I owe you many a thanks for bringing such a man into the world!  Beyond raising such a gent, you welcomed me so sincerely into your home, and for that, I am truly grateful.

To My Mother and the Mothers in My Life,

I wish I could gather us all at a beautiful, rustic, wooden table, topped with dainty delicacies and gingery muffins.  We would toast teacups to your sacrifice, devotion and love!  For now, please accept my most humble gratitude for the lifelong role you all have exemplified.  Happy Mother’s Day!

Most Sincerely,

Quelcy Trenae Kogel

Ginger, Pear, White Chocolate Muffins
Makes 18 muffins

Ingredients

2 cups finely ground chestnut flour
2 cups whole-wheat pastry flour
1 tsp salt
1 tsp baking soda

4 eggs (local/free-range)
1/2 cup organic unsalted butter, browned
1/2 cup honey
1 teaspoon organic almond extract
1 teaspoon organic vanilla extract
1 Tablespoon freshly grated ginger

3 organic pears (2 overripe, 1 ripe), cut into chunks

1 cup chopped organic white chocolate
1 cup slivered almonds
Candied Ginger
Cinnamon

Directions

Mix dry ingredients in a bowl.

Whip the eggs in a mixing bowl and then add the remaining wet ingredients.

Combine wet and dry mixes until well incorporated (the batter will be really thick).

Stir in the overripe pears (the batter will thin as the pears mush with stirring).

Gently mix in the firmer pear chunks, the white chocolate and 1/2 cup of the slivered almonds.

Pour the batter into lined muffin tins.

Place a slice of candied ginger on top of each muffin. Sprinkle each top with the remaining almonds and a dash of cinnamon.

Bake for 25-30 minutes at 350 F (or until golden brown).

Cool on a wire rack before removing from the muffin tin.

Serve warm with drizzles of honey, and share with the important women and mothers in your life!

The Comforts of Solitude & The Pleasures of Company

April 2012

A lovely friend had an idea for a quiet gathering on a Saturday afternoon.  The Cafe at the Frick has a delectable menu offering and an even more stunning garden setting.  Though we lamented the rain at first drop, a funny thing happened as the droplets drizzled down our window.  Being surrounded by flowers weighed by water droplets became the ideal way to enjoy the garden views, the clink of tea spoons, the hum of little girls in tutus drinking tea like royalty and the tiers of lovely little foods.  It was a perfectly peaceful way of enjoying the rain, as if we were tucked away at a fancy country cottage without a care in the world.  Rather than dissect the delectable tiers of pretty foods, I’d rather just reflect on the powers of tea and good company.

A Proper Tea is much nicer than a Very Nearly Tea,

which is one you forget about afterwards.

~A.A. Milne

Strange how a teapot can represent at the same time the comforts of solitude

and the pleasures of company.

~Author Unknown

Great love affairs start with Champagne and end with tisane.

~Honoré de Balzac

The first sip of tea is the always the best…

you cringe as it burns the back of your throat,

knowing you just had the hottest carpe-diem portion.

~Terri Guillemets

Another novelty is the tea-party, an extraordinary meal in that,

being offered to persons that have already dined well,

it supposes neither appetite nor thirst,

and has no object but distraction,

no basis but delicate enjoyment.

~Jean-Anthelme Brillat-Savarin,

The Physiology of Taste

Tea’s proper use is to amuse the idle, and relax the studious,

and dilute the full meals of those who cannot use exercise,

and will not use abstinence.

~Samuel Johnson

Bread and water can so easily be [scones] and tea.

~Author Unknown

Each cup of tea represents an imaginary voyage.

~Catherine Douzel

Thank you lovely friend for suggesting such a deliciously romantic respite from the rest of the rainy gloom.

A Taxpayer’s Salvation in the Form of Chocolate & PB!

[That dreaded time in] April 2012 

After last year’s tax debacle (scorn you 1099!), my tax savior told me, “This year, I’ll just do them for you.”  Friends, if you want to know what magic sounds like in my ears, let the following statement resonate, “I’ll do your taxes for you.”  Of course, no good tax deed should go unrewarded.  My tax savior is a cheesecake man, so this recipe began with Neufchatel intentions.  In the end, it tasted a lot more like an oversized Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup than a cheesecake, but full mouths do not argue semantics [they do, however, manage to fight for more dessert).  Call this decadent dessert whatever you like!

Chocolate Peanut Butter Tax Relief

This recipe is for a 9×13 version, from which I made some smaller fancies.  The beauty of cutting away smaller fancies is you’re left with plenty of dessert for yourself and further sharing.  Unlike taxes, this dessert was a gift that kept giving.

Crust Ingredients

2 cups unsalted almonds, chopped
1 cup butter, browned
3/4 cup almond meal
4 tablespoons turbinado sugar
1 teaspoon organic almond extract

Filling Ingredients

4 8-ounce packages Neufchatel cheese, softened
2 cups organic creamy peanut butter
1/2 cup honey
6 eggs (local/free-range)
3 cups organic semi-sweet chocolate chips
1/4 cup organic whole milk
1 teaspoon vanilla

Directions

Preheat oven to 300 degrees F.

Grease and line a glass 9×13 baking dish with parchment paper.

Combine chopped almonds, browned butter, almond meal, turbinado sugar and almond extract.

Press mixture into the bottom of baking dish; set aside.

In a mixing bowl, beat 2 packages of Neufchatel cheese with an electric mixer until smooth. Beat in peanut butter and ½ cup honey until combined. Fold in 2 lightly beaten eggs; set aside.

In a saucepan stir chocolate over low heat until melted and smooth. Remove from heat.

Cube remaining cream cheese; add to chocolate. Stir to combine.

Stir in milk and vanilla until smooth.

Fold in 4 lightly beaten eggs. Spread half the chocolate mixture into pan. Carefully spread all the peanut butter mixture over layer. Evenly spread remaining chocolate mixture.

Bake 60-70 minutes or until top is set when lightly shaken. Outer 2 inches of the top will be slightly puffed and dry-looking; center will look darker and wet.

Cool in pan on rack 15 minutes. Use a small sharp knife to loosen crust from sides; cool completely on rack. Cover and chill for 4 hours.

Let stand at room temperature 15 minutes before serving.

Garnish with almonds, and give not a care to the government.  

You don’t have to think about taxes for an entire year!

Fin!

The Cake Comes First (Easter, Part I)

April 2012

Around these parts, dessert is a priority, so when it comes to planning a meal, the finale very often comes first! Thus Easter scheming began with this friendly carrot face and a bright orange cakeventure!

I have a love affair with the color orange (as does Pantone this year!), especially when orange comes undiluted from nature.  Easter was the perfect occasion to use my juicing powers for good [cake coloring]!

Easter inspired the carrots.  My chocolate cravings inspired the chocolate.  The beautifully rendered video for Snap inspired the blackstrap molasses, and lastly, the special occasion inspired the layers! There you have it…

Chocolate Gingerbread Carrot Cake!

Chocolate Gingerbread Carrot Cake
w/ Snappy Frosting 

Ingredients

1 cup whole-wheat pastry flour
1 cup almond meal
2 teaspoons baking powder
2/3 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon ground cardamum
1/4 teaspoon ground cloves
2 teaspoons baking soda
1 teaspoon salt

1 cup turbinado sugar
5 large eggs (local/free-range)

3/4 cup organic frozen orange juice concentrate, thawed
1/2 cup honey
1/2 cup unsulphured blackstrap molasses
3/4 cup organic sour cream
1/2 cup olive oil

2 cups carrot pulp from juicing (or shredded carrot)

1/2 cup all natural, unsweetened raisins
1 cup chopped walnuts
1/2 cup dark chocolate chips

Filling

Chopped walnuts, to taste

Directions

Preheat oven to 350°F.

Butter and line a 13x9x2-inch glass baking pan.

Combine cup whole-wheat pastry flour, almond meal, baking powder, unsweetened cocoa powder, ground cinnamon, ground cardamum, ground cloves, baking soda and salt in a medium bowl; whisk to blend.

Use an electric mixer to beat the turbinado sugar and eggs until thick and creamy, about 3 minutes.

Add the orange juice concentrate, honey, molasses, sour cream and olive oil in large bowl until smooth.

Beat in dry ingredients.

Stir in carrots, raisins, walnuts and chocolate chips.

Pour batter into prepared pan.

Bake cake until tester inserted into center comes out clean, about 50 minutes.

Cool cake completely in pan.

Snappy Frosting

1 8-ounce package Neufchatel cheese, at room temperature
1 cup (2 stick) organic unsalted butter, room temperature

1 Tablespoon pure vanilla extract
1/4 cup honey
4 Tablespoons AITA Snap
1/4 cup fresh carrot juice
1/4 cup organic powdered sugar

For the Frosting

Use an electric mixer to whip the Neufchatel cheese and butter until creamy. Add the vanilla, honey, Snap, carrot juice and powdered sugar. Continue to beat until all blended and creamy.  *If you want to have a similar two toned cake, reserve some frosting before adding the carrot juice.

Top with a natural sour gummy from your local Whole Foods or natural grocer.

Stay tuned for the rest of the Easter fête!

It’s Not Everyday (Bourbon Root Milkshake)

March 2012

It’s not every day a highway journey becomes a safari…

Nor is it every day you have the chance to spend all the afternoon long with someone special, lazily watching British comedy.  Both of those occurrence have merit in my book ["on my blog?"].  On those lazy British comedy days, we deserve a milkshake, and that milkshake should come with a kick!

He can now cross “slice ice cream container in two” off his life’s to do list.  Why that was on his list?!?  Not sure but congrats all the same.

Though I recommend our milkshake madness, I do not recommend our method (a kitchen mixer and an ice cream SPLATTER).  This experience taught me (and especially taught him), I need something like this minty beauty added to my kitchen collection.

Our special milkshake formula:

Häagen-Dazs Vanilla Ice Cream (we like our vanilla ice cream to be pure & simple)
A generous splash of Buffalo Trace Bourbon
A generous splash of Art in the Age Root
Organic whole milk

While you’re at it…

Break off a piece of specialty chocolate such as this A’Chocolypse bar with popping suga’ from my favorite chocolatier and yours, Sweeteeth Chocolate.  Add a chunk to the top of the milkshake (who needs a sickeningly sweet maraschino cherry anyway?!?) and eat some extra bites along the way too!

As the sun is shining more and more, it’s the perfect time for an adult milkshake!

Happy milkshake season (and highway safari-ing?!?)!

xoxo,

With The Grains